Thursday, May 23, 2013

Only in America

only furry friends are good @ playing dead temporarily
עטלעכע ראַפּער געהייסן "טים הונט" איז סאַפּאָוזאַדלי לעבעדיק לויט צו עטלעכע פרויען און געזעץ ענפאָרסמאַנט אין מיסיסיפּי. דאס באָכער איז געווען אויף אַ געמאלדן פּראָוביישאַן פֿאַר אַ לאַרסעני אָפּצאָל. סייַ ווי סייַ ער אויך אָוז דעם פרויען 19,000 $ אַ חודש. דאָ ס די די קלענטשער .. קיין טויט באַווייַזן אָאָפּס?!! האָווס אַ באַוט אַ שווינדל לעווייַע באַריכט, מאָרטשוערי <8-0 אין קלאָר ייִדיש איר 'ווע גאַט צו זייַן פאַקינג מעשוגע. צוריק די שווינדל טויט אַרויף אַה דוי

Its all in the way you put it or ;'} Shop Hurley and get 30% OFF all Mens Clearance Items! Offer ends 8/31/13. Shop Now!

 how you translate it Shop Hurley and get 30% OFF all Womens Clearance Items! Offer ends 8/31/13. Shop Now!

If The PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD The Internet is the both a weapon And the MARK as well if you do not understand sarcasm Then I will pre judge the futures assswipe whom will never get that a nun a Rabbi a priest can now go to a bar and reverse the joke

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

i can not eat the cheese



i should never consume
any form of lactose 
For all things yummy N dairy on this planet 
again
i am at a loss for all things dairy

no fettuccine 

bye bye to yogurt w/ peanut butter

UGHHHH!!! hold the mayo WHY HELLMANS NO

TUNA FISH SALAD YOU ARE NOW DEAD TO ME 


Ooooh cheese I will miss you soo

my cholesterol level will not though;-}

and if I scream for ICE CREAM
IT WILL FALL UPON DEAF EARS


I can do it 
I will avoid 
I can become strong
tummy aches are bad
yes I have a problem
tum
Ta 
Tums
Tums

Flower was just a character in BAMBI NOT A SIGNATURE FRAGRANCE
Cheese called and said he has a restraining order on your mouth
NO.  ONE. WILL. SELL. YOU. LACTAID  



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Monday, May 20, 2013

Hello My Name is Periodic Table And...







***I do not personaly know Mr. Lamar and he may be a great guy
seriously science  fact vs  the human decision 
the petition is up to YOU
 ?como este Ustinov 0ui might have a problmelonheadoh Nooooo!!!!
   -I did not hurt my feelings or any blood relatives during blogging-      



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- Sanity and Science is a Must :-) ^do not negotiate w/ thieves liars or bullies :-{