MUST LOVE DOGS (or hate rats)

Mr.chinchilla woke up early today to say good afternoon
and share with his friends that he found some rats trying to eat eat his snax
his rat is named mothra
she sets him up daily
she is big & fat n juicy
just like the thugs in the  mother frickin GANGSTA movies
BUTT THE RATT HAS NO TUSHEE
Did you know that I should not eat chicken even though they are FAT N JUICY just like nuggets from:
http://queens.about.com/b/2004/09/13/mcdowells-from-eddie-murphys-coming-to-america-now-a-wendys.htm

Burgers are for Ronalds ...Mr Chinchilla hates klowns, but once owned a clowny crayon

My first name is Chuck, i get sick easily since the chinchilla  has been portrayed in a bad light as a PARTY ANIMAL

 ****when actually extreme temps can kill a furry just like SPARKLIE ALCOHOL >8*)
FACTS ABOUT ME:
Chinchillas come from the Andes Mountains of South America.
Life span: Usual = 10 years;

maximum = 20 years 
Their gestation period is an average of 111 days.
Puberty: as early as 3 months, usually 6 -10 months  CK
Estrous cycle: usual 40 days; range 16 - 69 days  

Birth weight: 35 grams or more

Eyes open: yes

Mean: 6-8 weeks ...NEVER CHIN CHINS HAVE FLAT TEETH :) 

CHINCHILLAS ONLY DRAW BLOOD WHEN THEY ARE FUCKING PISSED....
 

They come in many different colors, including white, ebony, beige, standard grey, sapphire, violet and many combinations of these.CHINCHILLAS ARE THE SUPERMODEL OF THE FLUFFINESS WORLD...They are soo pretty like a diamond sparkles!!!

Chinchilla babies are called kits and are born with their eyes open, fully furred, and ready to go!

Chinchillas will do what's called a fur slip and release a patch of fur if they are frightened. It is designed to help them escape the grasp of a predator. It will grow back and does not harm the chinchilla.....OR

Signs Of Aggression
Sometimes chinchillas are sneaky, check your chinchillas regularly for signs of fighting. Look for fur slip, wounds, abrasion and bites out of ears and tail. The less dominant chinchilla might become shy or timid.  It might also stop eating, drinking and taking dust baths. 

 

If you’re thinking about caging two chinchillas together, consider these tips:

• Usually males and females make the best cage buddies.
  
• Chinchillas that already know each other and are good friends will be great cage companions.
  
• Mothers and baby chinchillas can be caged together.
• Chinchillas are nocturnal, meaning they sleep during the day and come out to play at night. 
• They prefer temperatures under 75F and will easily overheat in warmer climates & concrete like sometimes...just kidding chuck chuck has a dry sense of humor;0  http://www.sarcasmsociety.com/

• Their teeth grow continuously throughout their lifetime so it's important that they have wood and other materials to wear them down on...mr. chin chin NEVER SHUTS UP!!! even when hes typing!

My name full name is Mr.Chuck Norris Chinchilla and i am you're sparkly little blogger friend who had to kill demons in someones head he loves his friends and family to death please do not be mean to him back because he has been very sad for one year straight X0x0X0
Mr. Chin until then kisses