Dear daddy

Did you know Mr. Chinchilla had a Grandfather?
I forgot his name he is an asshole that his maternal one he left early because turned fluffies into
womens wear daily...you see I have to forgive him though it was his job since

he was just a furrier...my granddaddie made coats out of moi...

JUST KIDDING his name was just Hilly

Mr. Chinchilla occasionally gets Botox
Mr. Chinchilla paid in cash Or with a Groupon since Botox is not covered under insurance
Mr. chinchilla gets fucking migraines
Mr. Chinchilla hates turning on his iPhone
He has pop email
During the day it makes him mad
Mr. Chinchilla dislikes the trash can or ash can but with a bit o luck as in pimples suck ass man
Mr. Chinchilla thinks things suck
Why Mr. Chinchilla keeps on forgetting because Mr. Chinchilla reported it
But Mr. Chinchilla is crazy like a fox
Did you know Mr. chinchilla fucked the fat guy?
Mr. Chinchilla said the Cold War is Way fucking over
It was like jumping up-and-down on a bouncy thing
They rent them outI forgot what they are fucking called?
Mr. Chinchilla called the bouncy thing
From the someplace it forget it?

Mr. Chinchilla is not a toilet
Remember he's a furry creature
You cannot flush him
He is not toilet paper
Mr.CHINCHILLA LOVES HELLO KITTY
 
HELLO KITTY IS AWESOME

Mr. Chinchilla still like sparklies but has a very bad stomachache
And knows his grandmother is deceased
The only problem Mr. Chinchilla has
Is when bad people do not do their jobs
It makes Mr. Chinchilla very very sick every day seven days a week 24 hours a day
It hurts him it makes him cry

Mr. Chinchilla knows bullets are just a mixer
he had a sparkly once
That Sparkly was going to get one
Mr. Chinchilla is very tired and is supposed to be asleep during the day
Oh yes Mr. Chinchilla caught athletes foot from junior Sparkly
From too much running
Mr. Chinchilla is not scared
He's just been eating too much food