Hola

Mr. Chinchilla just had his morning coffee
He put too much creamer in it
Mr. Chinchilla has a stomachache
Bad Mr. Chinchilla he has
Suite tooth Maybe he should call Dr. Burris ?
Yeah you see Dr. Burris isn't a real doctor he's just a really cool guy
But Mr. Chinchilla does know one thing
Mr. Chinchilla has almost lost his diet plan
Did you not know Mr. Chinchilla has a eating habit that Sucks ass…
Mr. Chinchilla hates it when people make Fun of everyone
Or whatever you want to call it
Some people might even say it's greek even though the Drachma is dead
Mr. Chinchilla can't laugh
Because he just squeaks squeaker squeaker squeaker squeaker
Mr. chinchillas says that's not very nice to say that because it turns out in the buttocks
Mr. Chinchilla has tons of friends:-)
OMG Mr. Chinchilla saw a picture of his homeland today
Too bad there was a Cadillac in it
Here's a picture of it:

Mr. Chinchilla hates driving
Although today Mr. Chinchilla saw his mommy eating good and plentys
Those are a type candy only a mother could love
What Mr. Chinchilla finds really F5ing Is that good and plenty's are disgusting- Licorice is gross-
Mr. chinchillas daddy only likes them now Mr. chinchillas mommy likes them too ~>8')
It makes Mr. Chinchilla happy to see Mr. chinchillas mommy and daddy happy
Mr. chinchillas mommy and daddy have been together for over 40 years
They are super old-school
Which is super cool
In any language
Especially cents I am multilingual
0r you can say basically I speak Chinchilla since my name is Chuck Norris Chinchilla
Mr. chinchillas favorite music artist is Billy Joel

Billy Joel recorded ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG
Mr. Chinchilla found out the hard way that that isn't always the truth
Though
The man upstairs takes good people No matter what age
Did you know Mr. Chinchilla likes hair bows and dyed his hair black
For Halloween
Mr. Chinchilla wants to play minnie mouse
its just a holiday it comes once a year..
its special like MICKEY
BUT NOTHING CAN COMPARE